Friday, September 16, 2011

i'm a weiner!

day: 11
hello blogdom!

ya know, i am a total asshole.
i don’t always mean to be… well, sometimes i do – but not always.
but anywho…
i was bestowed these kickass bloggy awards (yeah as in plural – who knew i was so effin’ cool?) the other day that i have truly meant to take a nano-second to both acknowledge and thank ciao mama for!

in case you aren’t in the know – she writes a hillariously real and über cool blog named
mommy bags which has become an instant fave of mine.
and no, i don’t have to say that – it happens to be true.

now this is where i realllly get asshole-y.
ya know how you are supposed to talk about yourself and pass the award on to ten amazing blogs?
well, ummm yeah i suck at that sorta stuff and simply because i hate picking and leaving peeps out.
i will feel all guilty and shit and the next thing ya know i am tongue diving the jar of peanut butter with a strip of bacon in one hand and twinkie in the other.
it could happen.
so i will kindly thank the bestower and instead ask the each of you check her wickedly good blog out and show her some bloggy l♥ve!
(thank you darlin xxoo!)

but i will tell ya seven things about myself because i am a self-absorbed like that…
(aren’t all bloggers to a degree?)

1. i am a wicked perv. no really, i am. i find dirtiness in the most mundane things – it’s a gift really.
2. i could live on coffee, black licorice, and popcorn. i cannot tell you how many times i have had popcorn for dinner. like last night. oops!
3. my favorite show is ancient aliens on the history channel and i fully believe in a good portion of it.
4. i love the color purple and my engagement ring is a stunning 6.5 carrot cushion cut amethyst that i admire daily and love.
5. i brag a lot .
6. i hate exercise. the only thing i hate more is being squishy and the only way to stop being squishy is to exercise. sigh.
7. i have kept a diary (does anyone use that word anymore?) of some sort since i was ten years old and in some ways i miss handwriting it.

wow how random… but oh-so-true!

time to take my squishy pervy ass to bed!
weigh-in and weight watcher meeting tomorrow – woot woot!
*fingers, toes, and legs crossed – okay not the legs, that’s no fun*

oh and remember…
spread the bloggy l♥ve, eat your veggies, and love yourself!

ohhh yeahhhh... don't forget that my little bloggy hop is ongoing until sunday.

misadventures of a chunky goddess


Anonymous said...

Bwahaha! I love your blog! Following from the FNF Blog Hop and joined your hop as well.

Clumsy Coquette said...

I sooooo love popcorn. I probably eat it every day. I too am a huge perv and can turn anything dirty haha.

artsavesyou said...

Thanks for following! I'm returning the favor.

Mariebop said...

I ate popcorn for lunch the day I stayed home sick from work. YUM!

I still keep a handwritten journal. I write things there that aren't posted on my blog and I write things on my blog that aren't in my journal...

BrSpiritus said...

Funny stuff, found your blog whilist blog hopping. Don't worry you're not the only one that loves popcorn and yes it is a food group lol. Being squishy myself I can understand the whole hating exercise routine. My blog can be found at:
The Vintage Recipe Blog
I have a really great recipe for collard greens there... with bacon, cuz all vegetables need some bacon love.

Great Beauty Buys said...

Congrats on winning the award. I agree - it is hard to pick just a few blogs to give it to. I found you from a link left on Misadventures in Motherhood blog. I'm a new follower and am looking forward to reading everything!


Ciao Mama's said...

OK we are long lost sisters I am addicted to popcorn if I do not have in house I will go effin crazy. Girl love your blog and so happy I found you :0).....

Jennifer said...

I found you via Boost My Blog Fridays and we are definitely kindred spirits. Although I can no longer eat popcorn, I used to have it for a meal frequently. I love how real you are with your blog. Definitely a new fav :)
<3 newest follower,

Andrea said...

New follower from the Friday hop. Love your site. Hope you'll stop by sometime.

Rebecca said...

Hello! I'm a new follower and I would love it if you could follow me back :) Have a fabulous weekend! L.O.V.E your blog!

Chloe said...

Love these. :)

I'm a new follower from the FNF hop. Hope you can stop by

Heavensent1 said...

Hehe...I have popcorn for dinner and breakfast...I want to be buried with the stuff...however, I drink Diet Pepsi like it was just gets in me mouth...BLECH~!!

Thanx for stopping on by Mad Moose Mama ~ I'm now following you also *heavensent1* ~ Have a groovy day~!!