Tuesday, September 20, 2011

warning:guard your skinny clothes

day: 15

hello blogdom!
can you believe i am just getting home from the gym?
yeah @ 11:30pm…
but most nights during the week i don’t get there until 9:30ish and i by the time i workout and tan
(i know – so snooki) it’s late.
plus my gym buddy is my mom – and this is the only time our schedules gel.
it’s a small price to pay really and far better than not going at all.

my mom is a hot shit.
she is 63 and has had two hip replacements and she will run circles around you all considering. she might not kill it speed wise but miss thang has endurance!
we are very close and i love her to pieces but she also makes me nutty… heh.
don’t all moms?
i know my oldest son would like to duct tape my mouth on more than one occasion.

but ahem back to me…
so tonight i did 30 minutes on the eliptical again and i swear to all that holy that i thought my tits were gonna sweat right off me.

i was huffin’ it and all i am gonna say is this -- all you sexy gals shopping at my beloved tjmaxx
(i am cheap and on a budget) best guard those skinny bitch sizes cause i am coming after them and i know how to shop like a mofo on a mission and i will find all the cool clothes!
oh i will…
oh yes – i fully admit that smaller clothes motivate me!
(among other things like health, longevity, this blog, and you phenomenal yet slightly mental peeps who read my drivel!)
there is no effin’ shame in vanity my friends.
(told ya i adore sex & the city and wanna be carrie bradshaw when i grow up)

i am sick to death of shopping in the ali baba tent section and still looking like shit.
honestly – a big ass top does not make you look thinner.
i hate that mentality.
because it perpetuates the denial i tend to suffer when it comes to how i really look and what i really weigh. hiding what i know it under that big top or baggy pants but too chicken shit to confront it.
but that is a whole other blog post.
the psychology of my fat.

boo hiss what a downer i am being aye?
but sometimes ya gotta be reminscent of that which got you where you are…
i never want to forget because i never wanna be there/here again!

so just a head’s up…
rock out with your crock out tomorrow -- w00ts -- trying out another new recipe and it is super easy peasy again.
l♥vin’ it!
i promise the pics will be better this week. sometimes i rock the camera and other times you can tell i prolly forgot and am staging photos. not saying that is what i did last week
(that is totally what i did) but you know how it is.

happy monday ya’ll – let’s make this week spectacular by owning it, rocking it, and loving it!
spread the bloggy l♥ve, eat your veggies, and love yourself!

*** thanking google images unless noted***

***just wanna say that i totalllllly suck at replying to comments sometimes -- i have a crazy ass toddler who i am potty training, two teenagers, my lovah, oh and me (i am a full-time job alone!) -- that gets me slack right? anywho -- i read every single word and l♥ve you all for taking the time to just write let along write such nice things. and i always return the follow and the like -- it is the courteous thing to do and i fully support my fellow bloggers and am madly in love with this community -- the good, the bad, and the ugly!



Clairejustine said...

Great post ,go go go .wish my mum would go to the gym,I would love Carrie Bradshaw wardrobe too :)

Elizabeth said...

I am now a follower, could you please follow back :)



Elizabeth said...

I am now a follower, could you please follow back :)



Mariebop said...

Woo! I can't wait for another Rock out with your Crock out post! BTW- I totally love that title. :P I seriously need to use the crock pot more often since I despise cooking when I get home from work.

Megan said...

Oh I would love to have Carrie Bradshaw's wardrobe! And great job on going to the gym!

Krystal @ Uh Oh Mom! said...

Following you back :)

I was smelling my tanning lotions yesterday & decided I need to get back tanning..lol..

Ciao Mama's said...

You rocking girl. Need to get back into the gym this week been kinda lazy but I am also kinda of tired of all the germy snotty kids (with colds)that get left at the gym day care because GOD forbid they would miss a damn yoga class. My child has had a leaking nose for a month....

Good Girl Gone Green said...

I love your blog.....makes me smile! Good you for working out! You go girl!

Cyn said...

mwah'ssssssssss (wet sloppy ones too) to you all! and thanks for the positive feedback -- I NEED IT because I am slouchy today! :P