Monday, September 26, 2011

tanning booth confessions vol.2

day: 22
‘ello blogdom!

another oh-so-fun installment of…

misadventures of a chunky goddess
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the random thoughts that permeate my sick twisted little brain whilst standing buck-ass naked in a tanning booth for the longest ten minutes of my life…

in situations like this you have no choice but to come clean and say it like it is…
so here goes – light a candle, chuck life the bird, and fess the fuck up!

i can handle getting older – truly i feel 31 and not 41 – but i would so botox the shit outta myself if i could justify such an expense being on a tight budget
(ick) and all.
laugh lines look cute on other people.
not me – heh.
and i would so get a boob job too – not a lift – i want these puppies to defy gravity and to look purtier than evahhhh!

i really think my depression meds
(wellbutrin) are not working which in turn makes me feel *not right* again. i was feeling so good for awhile but i feel that *funk* somewhere in me – lurking – just waiting to fuck my day up. luckily i see the doc tomorrow – but ack at the process of getting the right meds and dosage.
so daunting and i am only on round one!

i got amazing advice yesterday via twitter – basically: fuck calgon, drink tequila!
i think in moderation self-medicating my woes with a libation is a novel idea!

while i am rockin’ it at the gym -- i still don’t feel that love for working out like some peeps rave about? but i am not totally loathing it either. what i do love is the sense of accomplishment and *i rock balls* attitude when i leave the gym.

i don’t get the whole twilight thing? even if i was a teeny-bopper i wouldn’t get it? yeah i watch the movies and they don’t suck – but to have so much hoopla surrounding it? i think the books were mediocre at best -- would much rather read some anne rice any day!

i was asked by a fellow blogger i adore and admire to be featured in an upcoming series and i am elated. not only to be asked but that she liked the piece i wrote.
*does naked cartwheels*
i cannot delve into it too much just yet – not my place – but trust me – when i can – i will be shouting the details from the rooftops of blogdom!

make-up sex is the best sex.

what do you need to confess to?
off to the gym to get some much needed eliptical time – maybe i am liking it more than i am willing to admit?

spread the bloggy l♥ve, eat your veggies, and love yourself!

***ROCK OUT with your CROCK OUT tomorrow & i promise it won't suck ass!***


Mariebop said...

Laugh lines? I don't see any laugh lines, dear... Mayby you're over analyzing your face. I see wrinkles on my face that no one else does.

Ah... Twilight... Fun while you read them, but kind of creepy when you start to think about the obsession and suicidal nature of the main characters... Maybe Bella should've been put on Wellbutrin.

Can't wait for Rock out with Your Crock Out tomorrow!

Fat in Suburbia said...

I like the Twilight movies well enough. My 12 year old drags me on opening day.

Cyn said...

oh puhlease -- i so do too have laugh lines (more like smoking lines from a 20+ year habit -- ick)! but yeah of course i over-analyze. it's what i!

making a sweet minestrone i got @ my weight watcher meeting last week! yummers!

Cyn said...

suburbia -- i like 'em too -- the only movie you will ever hear me say that was better than the book. and i will be with my twihard bestie when the next one comes out and have a blast! i guess i just don't get the frenzy? but then again i am such the anne rice fan and loved her vampire series so much! xxoo!

Stephanie of Gumdrop Pass said...

I love your post! :) The way you write is perfection!

The tanning bed pic caught my eye because I have just started tanning for an upcoming wedding that I'm in... seriously! The stuff you think about when you're in there!

Eat your veggies and have a good day! :)

SoCal Sweetheart said...

This was great!!!! Yes make up sex is the best sex!!! lol me and my oldest whos 6 like twilight it gives us something to do for now lol until the thing comes along. I hate funks once they invade ur space they never want to leave Have another shot of tequila on me!