weigh-in vol.1

day: 12
hello bloggy peeps!

well my ass was weighed today and i have officially lost 5.2lbs!
i wanted to do a cartwheel !

ummm hell to the yeah – can i get a what? what?

the proof is on the *weight record* or *word of weight watcher god* as i like to call it.

i really wasn’t expecting a 5lb. weight loss – i mean i know i was on my game this week but wowzers! and ya know that having a good weigh-in just motivates you and i am motivated like a mofo.
yay for my motivated slightly thinner ass!

brian (my hunny) said we can have *skinny sex* tonight – heh.
i ♥ him.
and yes, we will be having the *skinny(er) sex* tonight – bow.chicka.wow.wow

(heh)

i was so in the zone this morning that i walked the two miles to get my meeting/weigh-in location.
look there i am walking!
do i look 5.2lbs skinnier?
heh

and there is my foot donned in my shape ups and i don’t care what you read online or oprah said – they are comfy so leave my shoes the fuck alone.

but lemme tell ya – the weight watchers site told me 1.53 miles so i left giving myself enough time to get there, weigh-in, yadda yadda…
it was like 2+ miles which is all fine and well but i had to huff the last bit to not be late for my first meeting -- that is like being late the first day of school.
epic fail.

but i got there obviously and all was well minus the fact that i was sweating my nips off cause i basically jogged (a first for me in almost a year!) the last bit.
who cares --- i lost 5.2 freakin’ pounds!!!!

and something was brought to my attention today…
has anyone heard of this product called skinny water??
first of all lemme be clear – i have never tried this product -- and this is just my big-mouth opinion... but the name alone pisses me off – umm last i knew all true water was skinny tyvm.
initially i thought it was something made from that troll bethenny frankel– and no hate mail – i can think anyone a troll if i so please. but surprisingly no, that troll has nothing to do with it (she thinks she owns the word skinny now and all) . oh and for all those who think she hangs the moon and stars with her *skinny girl margarita* crap – take a gander at this article in the new york post that tells how whole foods yanked her product for having a *toxic* preservative.
yum!

but i digress – skinny water was *invented* by two dudes and nowhere on the website is their a list of ingredients but they claim, and i quote, “skinny water® is the perfect addition to an on-the-go healthy lifestyle.”
yeah okay…
to each their own but to me its yet another half-assed *health* product shoved down our throats that probably is no more healthy for you than a diet soda.
and i drink diet soda – i like it and it is something i will not give up right along with coffee. but i don’t go around pretending like i am the epitome of health because i drink diet pepsi.
phooey.
as my dad used to say – if all these products worked there would be no fat people in the world.
true dat!

don’t buy into the hype -- only one way to get the squish off – diet, exercise, and maybe some therapy to aid in food addiction? i dunno i am not a doctor, bethenny frankel , or two dudes with a flavored drink that they put the word *skinny* in front of to make a quick buck.
what do i know about anything?
rant ova…
who cares --- i lost 5.2 freakin’ pounds!!!!

spread the bloggy l♥ve, eat your veggies, and love yourself!
cyn

and i will be linking up with brandy @ you don't know for fat ass friday -- link up, fess up, and follow!

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